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Alpha Kit
Junior Art Director (age 23)
Sydney, Australia
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I'm a level 68 alpha survival boy.
1x Cucumber
I always carry an 11 inch tactical cucumber wherever I go. You just never know when you will have to defend yourself.
1x Blockbuster Membership
A staple in any true survivalist's kit.
1x Hunting Knife
When I'm not using this hunting knife to unbox apple products on Youtube, I use it to reassure myself of my masculinity when I'm feeling insecure.
1x Field Notes Expedition
I only bought it to taking pictures like this.
1x John Farnham’s ‘Then Again’
Remarkable. What more could I say?
4x Loose matches
Because only beta fuckboys trust electricity.
1x Vaseline Tube
I like to stay wet and ready to escape in any situation.
1x Screwlock Carabiner
Only the weak take the elevator. I prefer to leave the office via abseil. It keeps my skills sharpened and is always a fantastic water cooler conversation.
1x Cucumber
I always carry an 11 inch tactical cucumber wherever I go. You just never know when you will have to defend yourself.
1x Blockbuster Membership
A staple in any true survivalist's kit.
1x Hunting Knife
When I'm not using this hunting knife to unbox apple products on Youtube, I use it to reassure myself of my masculinity when I'm feeling insecure.
1x Field Notes Expedition
I only bought it to taking pictures like this.
1x John Farnham’s ‘Then Again’
Remarkable. What more could I say?
4x Loose matches
Because only beta fuckboys trust electricity.
1x Vaseline Tube
I like to stay wet and ready to escape in any situation.
1x Screwlock Carabiner
Only the weak take the elevator. I prefer to leave the office via abseil. It keeps my skills sharpened and is always a fantastic water cooler conversation.
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